hannahroboto:

barracudacapital:

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cheeseboiga:

thatavengedkid:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

omg im laughing so hard

Lol what a fail

omfg hahhahaha TUBBY CUSTARD

NO DUDE IT’S OBVIOUSLY THE ENDORPHINS RELEASED WHEN A PERSON DIES AND THEY’RE IN AN MRI SCANNER

TUBBY CUSTARD.

Lol OMG DYING

I laughed before I even read the first part because that’s fucking Tubby custard. 

wait isn’t this from teletubbies? — i thought as i read the first paragraph.

oh my god

JESUS

I AM LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD

THE FUCKING TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE

HAHAHAHA